Michael Vick's Moaties

Micheal Vick had a moat monster fighting ring. Flood the colosseum, after the triremes had a go it's time to let the moaties entertain the crowd. This is sick. Which rhymes with Vick. Ad Trick. And....d There's a show on BET, "The Michael Vick Project." He returns to the moat where he picked up a moatie and slammed it into the riverbed where he killed it. And this was a natural point of his life. He grew up watching moaties be killed. Every time I hear my moatie gurgle in happiness when I feed him seaweed makes me think - Holy shit. I wish I had a million dollars and I can get away with torturing moaties.