Manny the moat monster was rescued by the staff of Moat Monster Rescue of Central Pi today. MMRCP is a 501c charity dedicated to fighting for moat monster rights and is open 3.14 hours a day. Manny is looking for a good slimever home. He's good with cats and pit bulls, but tends to eat children. So if you have rugrats, please avoid.
Manny likes long swims in the moat, the occasional casual chess game and long drags on the beach. When Manny spends time on the Internet he tends to use too many emoaticons, but otherwise his chat is bearable.
Currently Manny is in a 3 kilometer circular moat which is way to small for him. He needs more room to "splash free" as we in the moat monster rescue industry like to call it. So I'm going to put him up for adoption on Craigsbullshitlist. Purina Moat Monster Chow is way to expensive for me. Surely someone out there must be able to give this moatie a second chance on life.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Manny
Manny the moat monster was rescued by the staff of Moat Monster Rescue of Central Pi today. MMRCP is a 501c charity dedicated to fighting for moat monster rights and is open 3.14 hours a day. Manny is looking for a good slimever home. He's good with cats and pit bulls, but tends to eat children. So if you have rugrats, please avoid.
Manny likes long swims in the moat, the occasional casual chess game and long drags on the beach. When Manny spends time on the Internet he tends to use too many emoaticons, but otherwise his chat is bearable.
Currently Manny is in a 3 kilometer circular moat which is way to small for him. He needs more room to "splash free" as we in the moat monster rescue industry like to call it. So I'm going to put him up for adoption on Craigsbullshitlist. Purina Moat Monster Chow is way to expensive for me. Surely someone out there must be able to give this moatie a second chance on life.
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